Tonight! THE THEM at The Morgue. 5901 Airport Way S, Seattle. W/ I Defy, Spiderface, Sledgeback. All-ages, BYOB 21+.

THE THEM rockin' out FRIDAY at the MORGUE. 5901 Airport Way S, Seattle.
All-ages, 21+ BYOB. Playing with I Defy, Spiderface, and Sledgeback.

Friday, get yer face blown off at The Morgue! THE THEM, I Defy, Spiderface, & Sledgeback. 5901 Airport Way S. All-ages, 21+ BYOB.

Come out to the Cretin Hop, Spokane, tonight. Dumb drunks and Seth has a gimp foot. Can't fail.

Tonight! Come out to Ray's Golden Lion in Richland, WA. All-ages!

Friday at Ray's Golden Lion, Richland, and Saturday at Cretin Hop, Spokane. Two all-ages shows, so bring your babies and single mothers.

Eastern Washington beware! We're hitting Richland and Spokane this weekend. And dragging a sexy merch girl with us. (We've always wanted one)

Get ready, Hoquiam. 4 stinky bastards heading your way tonight. The Building, 7pm, $5, All-ages, 706 Simpson Ave. http://schmap.it/fekitf

Whidbey Island party time, people! Join us at Rob's House of Love for Potbelly's 15 year anniversary party. Booze, nudity, stupidity to ensue.

Tonight! THE THEM at the Red Room, Portland! 2530 Northeast 82nd Avenue: http://schmap.it/iyygmk

Help out our friend, Elizabeth Raab. Go to this site and rate her portfolio. (Warning: Artistic nudity)http://tiny.cc/EKKMV

New song: Thumbscrew Anatomy. http://ping.fm/GgCvU To hear it, sign up for our mailing list.

Nursing hangover, mixing album, getting ready for Portland, Whidbey, and Hoquiam. Need more hours in the day...

Jan 23rd at The Cretin Hop, Spokane, WA

New song, Inside Out, uploaded. Join our mailing list and check it out. http://ping.fm/R1fQn

TONIGHT! THE THEM at The Winterland, Bremerton, WA. 1220 Sylvan Way. http://schmap.it/b6h3i4

Tonights show at Hells Kitchen in Tacoma CANCELLED by the club.