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A whole bunch of nothing in Washington...

Wow. I've been trying to find venues across the state of Washington. Seems to be quite a few up I-5, but almost nothing along I-90. A whole bunch of NOTHING! North Bend, Ellensburg, Moses Lake: don't even have a small, piece of shit bar where local bands can play.



This amazes me. How can people live without live music? I have an easier time believing in Scientology than the concept a city doesn't have a live music venue within 50 MILES!!!


Then again, I remember there is not much except corn fields across the middle of Washington.

The reason behind this revelation, I'm trying to find venues close enough to do "mini-tours" across Washington state. It takes 20+ hours to get to Sacramento, CA. It takes 30 minutes to get to Mukilteo, then another 30 minutes to Burlington, then maybe an hour to Bellingham. It may not be as spectacular as having "San Francisco" on your tour schedule, but it's way easier to follow up a couple months later with another show. Plus, gas money is saved. And, I'm finding places many bands are ignoring (ie. people desperate for entertainment).

What's the point in playing a show in San Francisco when you're from Washington, if you can't follow it up whenever you need to. Other than fun, of course! But you can't build a following that way. Not many musicians can take off work for 3 or 4 days to travel 23 hours for a piece of crap show that only has 3 people that will listen to you. And what's the point when people in your home state still don't know who you are?

Meh, enough rambling. If you fucks have some place you'd like THE THEM to play, comment here. I'll be sure to get our asses out there. Look out for the Minivan of DOOM!

Good times ahead

So we just ordered some new shirts. We'll make them available both online and at our August 4th show in Seattle. We're going through a new local screen printer, Independence Printage. Check them out for your screen printing needs!

We've been rehearsing our asses off for the show, and basically hurting ourselves during practice. I got a nasty blood blister on my finger and nearly sprained my ankle jumping off of my bass cabinet. All for you, adoring fans.

If you are so inclined, here's a set of mini-fliers you can print and hand out to people you think might like our show. We'd love you for life if you handed some out!

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That's it for now. Take it cheesy.

- Sethalicious

Download "They Rise"....FREE!

Check the music section to download our EP "They Rise". It's a zip file containing 5 mp3 files at 320kbps.

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Freshly updated website!

Now that we're done celebrating everything American, I finally decided to tackle this here dusty website. It didn't have our music, it didn't have a way to update, shows were'nt easy to see...

Anyways, I now added a blog and some nifty widgets from www.reverbnation.com. I'm going to be touching up the site a bit more to make it easier to contact us.

Enjoy, bitches.

Sethalicious